diff --git a/tilserv/announce/mkfpost b/tilserv/announce/mkfpost
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..7474c9f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tilserv/announce/mkfpost
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env -S bash -e
+[[ -z "$1" ]] && {
+	printf "Usage: %s message\n" "$0"
+	exit 1
+}
+instance="https://fedi.vern.cc"
+curl "${instance}"/api/v1/statuses -H 'Authorization: Bearer '"$(</root/priv/vernannouncetoken)" -F 'status='"${1}"
+
diff --git a/tilserv/announce/mkipost b/tilserv/announce/mkipost
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..7d961ed
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tilserv/announce/mkipost
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env -S bash -e
+
+[[ -z "$1" ]] && {
+	printf "Usage: %s message\n" "$0"
+	exit 1
+}
+
+{
+cat << EOF
+NICK vern
+PASS $(</root/priv/sojupass)
+USER vern bnc.vern.cc bnc.vern.cc vern
+EOF
+cat << EOF
+JOIN #vern-announcements
+EOF
+} | openssl s_client -connect irc.tilde.chat:6697 -quiet
diff --git a/tilserv/announce/mkmpost b/tilserv/announce/mkmpost
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..db49cb9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tilserv/announce/mkmpost
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env -S bash -e
+[[ -z "$1" ]] && {
+	printf "Usage: %s message\n" "$0"
+	exit 1
+}
+TxnId() { # Random chars. Needed for sending messages. I am not using tr on /dev/urandom for speed reasons
+  CharRange='1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'
+  for ((i = 0; i <= 32; i++)); do
+    printf '%s' "${CharRange:$((RANDOM % ${#CharRange})):1}"
+  done
+}
+instance='https://mtrx.vern.cc'
+RoomId='!DbQXembCUWglXOcHRx:vern.cc'
+curl -s \
+  -X PUT \
+  -H 'Content-Type: application/json' \
+  -H 'Authorization: Bearer '"$(<root/priv/root-access-token)" \
+  -d '{"msgtype":"m.text", "body":"'"${1}"'"}' \
+  "$instance"'/_matrix/client/r0/rooms/'"$RoomId"'/send/m.room.message/'"$(TxnId)"
diff --git a/tilserv/announce/mkxpost b/tilserv/announce/mkxpost
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..708e0d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tilserv/announce/mkxpost
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env -S bash -e
+[[ -z "$1" ]] && {
+	printf "Usage: %s message\n" "$0"
+	exit 1
+}
+echo "${1}" | hsendxmpp -u announcements -p "$(</root/priv/xmppannouncepasswd)" -j vern.cc -c announcements@muc.vern.cc -r announcementsbot